Just Say Gnome (Shingles)
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How many problems in your life would be solved by a garden gnome that eats people and shits cocaine?Ellie Ferguson is about to discover that not all of life’s problems can be solved with violence and drugs.
Publisher : Independently published
Publication date : October 31, 2019
Language : English
Print length : 90 pages
ISBN-10 : 1704264731
ISBN-13 : 978-1704264738
Item Weight : 3.68 ounces
Dimensions : 5 x 0.23 x 8 inches
Book 23 of 60 : Shingles
Best Sellers Rank: #3,949,378 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #2,309 in Parody #5,249 in Humorous Fantasy (Books) #18,146 in Dark Fantasy
Customer Reviews: 4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 43 ratings var dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction; P.when(‘A’, ‘ready’).execute(function(A) { if (dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction !== true) { dpAcrHasRegisteredArcLinkClickAction = true; A.declarative( ‘acrLink-click-metrics’, ‘click’, { “allowLinkDefault”: true }, function (event) { if (window.ue) { ue.count(“acrLinkClickCount”, (ue.count(“acrLinkClickCount”) || 0) + 1); } } ); } }); P.when(‘A’, ‘cf’).execute(function(A) { A.declarative(‘acrStarsLink-click-metrics’, ‘click’, { “allowLinkDefault” : true }, function(event){ if(window.ue) { ue.count(“acrStarsLinkWithPopoverClickCount”, (ue.count(“acrStarsLinkWithPopoverClickCount”) || 0) + 1); } }); });
Eric –
More fun then a bag of magic poop!
Humm, maybe the tag line should have been my review. Anyway, another disturbingly funny piece from the mind of Bevan! Keep them coming, (double entendres intended)!
Kindle Customer –
Entertaining fantasy listening
This kindle e-book novella is from my Kindle Unlimited account book 23 of 60An adventure with a young girl and two gnomes. Interesting characters lots of action and misdirection leading to the conclusion.I would recommend this series and various authors to readers of fantasy adventure novels. 2024
James P Bishop –
This was awesome and so many levels of wrong
The book was awesome. I enjoyed the homicidal tendencies of this gnome. Teaching the kid to be a coke dealer. That was wrong, but funny.
Mark J. Blair –
I love a story with a happy ending.
I don’t want to spoil the ending, but everything turns out just fine. Unless you’re one of the gnome’s victims, but we can’t all be winners, right?
Emily Kaplan –
The Robert Bevan formula for a happily ever after.
Take one vulnerable little trailer park girl and team her up with the ultimate guardian angel: a murderous garden gnome that craps out cocaine. Of course. Itâs the Robert Bevan formula for a happily ever after.