Funny Warning Signs – Don’t Touch My Sh*t – Man Cave, Garage, Work Shop
Original price was: $31.99.$9.99Current price is: $9.99.
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Product Description
FUNNY WARNING SIGN – DON’T TOUCH MY SH*T
This Don’t Touch My Sh*t funny warning sign is sure to send a very clear message to discourteous people who are always trying to touch and/or take your personal property. Protect your items from would-be tool thieves and other assorted miscreants trying to hijack your possessions. Post this sign near your stuff to deter borrowers, trespassers, and ungrateful crooks from messing with your property.
This “Don’t Touch My Sh*t” funny warning sign measures 10 inches wide, and 6 inches tall. The text is large enough to be seen at a good distance, letting potential “borrowers” know that you mean business!
This funny warning sign is made from flexible vinyl plastic and has a pre-drilled hole in each corner for easy hanging. The sign is waterproof and UV resistant, which will provide for many years of trouble-free use!
* Actual sign is not censored.
DON’T TOUCH MY SH*T WARNING SIGN PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
SIGN SIZE: 10″ x 6″ SIGN COLOR: Black, Red, White SIGN MATERIAL: Premium Vinyl Plastic Stock SIGN FINISH: UV Resistant Inks, Clearcoat Protective Finish SIGN BRAND: Crazy Novelty Guy SIGN TEXT: Warning: Don’t Touch My Sh*t SIGN THEME: Humor, Funny Warning SIGN APPLICATION: Pre-Drilled Hole In Each Corner For Easy Hanging WATERPROOF SIGN: Yes OUTDOOR USE SIGN: Yes UV RESISTANT SIGN: Yes
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Brand: Crazy Sticker Guy™
Item: 10″ x 6″ Funny Warning Sign
Material: Thin Flexible Vinyl Plastic
Pre-Drilled Holes For Easy Hanging
Sign design and image Copyright © 2019 and Trademarked by Crazy Sticker Guy™. All rights reserved.
Customers say
Customers find the warning sign funny and worth its price. The size receives mixed feedback, with several customers noting it’s smaller than expected.
8 reviews for Funny Warning Signs – Don’t Touch My Sh*t – Man Cave, Garage, Work Shop
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Avalon –
Funny warning sign
The Funny Warning Sign – “Don’t Touch My Sh*t” has added a playful touch to my personal spaces. Whether in the man cave, garage, or work shop, this sign not only serves as a humorous warning but also doubles as a quirky decor piece. The bold statement brings a smile to anyone entering these spaces. While individual preferences in humor may vary, for those who appreciate a touch of lightheartedness in their surroundings, this sign offers a fun and functional way to express a sentiment many can relate to.
susan hannah –
Got his attention
This was a message I put over my work bench in my garage cause my grown son keeps using my tools and not putting them back where they belong so when I need one, I can’t find it. He didn’t think it was funny…but I did!
Kristin Dorsey Montanaro –
Funny gift for my husband and he loved it
My husband loved this. Great product
T Garcia –
Great
Great item
trish –
Nice
This is a really cute sign. I would recommend it.
William R Iteen –
Looks good
Looks to be made well
James B. –
Seriously Funny
I bough this for obvious reasons. I got tired of people sitting at my desk and leaving it dirty. Problem solved when I posted this at my desk lol. Item has a hole in each corner, if you wanted to tie it to something . I have mine on top of my desk on a holder so it’ll be the first thing people see if they try to sit at my desk again. I love it.
Nick hodges –
Dad likes
Good